“Then you can kiss me back!” Su Qianqian said with a little pout, her shamelessness deeply shocked me.
Kissed me so many times and it is still not enough, still want me to kiss her too? This is really a good calculation, repeatedly taking advantage!
I was about to say something, but when the maid who delivered the food came, I stopped and said casually, “I’ll save it first and kiss you back later.”
“Hey, how can this be saved! The expiration is invalid!” Su Qianqian did not relent and crossed her arms with a look of being exasperated.
“Hey~” I smiled brightly, my smile is more dazzling than the sun in the sky, more moving than the most beautiful flowers and I capriciously said, “I not only want to save it, but also charge you interest!”
“You you you–” Su Qianqian pointed at me and jumped to her feet. I grasped her hand in mine and pulled her over, “Ok, sit over here, the meal is ready.”
Once she heard me say meal, Su Qianqian’s eyes brightened up, immediately putting the other things completely aside, sat obediently on the edge of my bed, watching with bated breath as the maids got the long table set up with all the dishes, her saliva were were almost flowing out.
“I… I’ll go help them!”
Su Qianqian volunteered, but I pulled her back, “It’s enough if you help me, don’t try to steal the food.”
“I’m not trying to steal anything!” She was as annoyed as if she had been exposed in public and fought back, “The sisters worked hard to cook for us, what’s wrong with a little help?”
“I paid them.” I said with some incomprehension, “This is what they should do.”
“What they should do is their business, but whether I want to help or not is my business!” Su Qianqian was stubborn and jumped up to help set the plates after she finished speaking…. although she didn’t help much.
Was this necessary?
I really don’t understand her actions. In my world, everyone has a division of labor. Although the profession are not divided into different categories, I really can’t imagine myself in a maid’s uniform and set the plates… but if Su Qianqian dressed like that, it is something I can look forward to. I can’t help but imagine her wearing a maid’s outfit and then calling me master….. Cough cough, the picture is a little bit attractive, stop imagining…
The table was filled with food, the maids stepped back and said in unison, “Master, please enjoy your meal.”
Before I had a chance to say anything, I saw Su Qianqian waving her hands in panic, “You guys don’t have to be so polite!”
Seeing Su Qianqian’s helpless look, I also froze for a moment and propped up my graceful jaw, somewhat puzzled. Can’t Su Qianqian see that they are not polite but doing their duties?
“You all go down first.” I don’t want someone to turn into an anxious little rabbit, so I let the maids leave first.
After the people left, Su Qianqian was obviously relieved, so I raised my eyebrows to tease her, “Why are you so afraid of them, they will not eat you.”
“I’m not afraid. I’m nervous and embarrassed!” Su Qianqian came to me and said exaggeratedly, “With so many people helping out for the first time, I felt as if I had become the president of a country!”
“Pfft.” I couldn’t help but smile haughtily and tease her, “The president of the country is not as cute as you are.”
“Ah…. this… this…” Su Qianqian was obviously shy, and she couldn’t speak properly, “It’s okay…. I’m just cute….”
Finally, for fear of her spontaneous combustion, I kindly change the subject, “Then little cutie, let’s eat~”
“Oh, yes! Eat!” Su Qianqian got excited and helped me to sit on the chair. The dishes were a bit small, only a couple of dozen. After all, the conditions were not that good on the plane, but it was still exquisite.
I remembered that this was the first time I had eaten with Su Qianqian, so I asked, “Do you want to have a drink to celebrate our return from the dead?” Although it was an inquiry, I clapped my hands and immediately a maid came out.
“Prepare a bottle of 82-year-old Daughter’s Red for us.”
“What’s Daughter’s Red? Is it wine?” Su Qianqian asked urgently, “No, I can’t drink, I’m not an adult yet! And you have injuries, you can’t drink either!”
The maid looked at me as if inquiring, I waved my hand and said, “It’s okay, go get it.”
“They said you can’t drink! How can a wounded person drink! What if the wound opens?” The emperor is not in a hurry, and Su Qianqian is more anxious than me.
“Of course you can’t drink ordinary wine.” Although her worry was useless, I still felt warm inside and explained, “But my family’s wine is different. It uses natural ingredients, cures kidney deficiency, does not contain any sugar, and is also good for your health ╮(╯▽╰)╭”
“Is it that effective?” Su Qianqian looked skeptical. “You’re not selling me, are you? I’m telling you, I’m not going to buy it.”
Her face was full of refusal to accept it and my pretty face became black. Do I need your money? I’m afraid you can’t even buy a bottle of my 82-year-old Daughter’s Red even if you sell your whole body!
“Forget it, I’ll drink it myself!” Hmph, I don’t care if you don’t drink it!
“Don’t be angry~ I…”
“EA! T!” I glared, when the tiger does not show off their might, you treat me as a sick cat!
“Oh…” Su Qianqian who did something wrong, looked like a parched flower, biting the side of the bowl and looking at me pitifully.
Humph, do you understand my deterrent force now? As a broad-minded, talented, and beautiful girl with money and power, I will not make it difficult for a little girl. Since she does not want to drink, I will no longer force it, and just change to another one.
“Su Qianqian, what other things do you like to drink?”
“Ah? I, I’ll just drink milk!”
Looking at Su Qianqian, I nodded thoughtfully, no wonder she refused to drink, compared to me, she should indeed drink milk to grow her body.
“Then give her a bottle of 82 years of Wangzi.”
“82 years of…. Wangzi?”
“You do not like to drink Wangzi? I thought little girls like you like to drink quite a lot. Then change it to an 82 year old….”
“No, no! I like to drink Wangzi!” Su Qianqian’s face tangled, embarrassed to speak, “I just have never had the year of such an old, uh… Wangzi.”
So that’s how it is, I feel more pity for her, so poor, even 82 years of Wangzi have never been drunk. I comforted her, “I will let you drink more good ones in the future.”
“Thank you.” Su Qianqian lowered her head, she must be embarrassed to let me see her face full of emotion. I didn’t bother to tease her and picked up the most expensive emerald, worth more than a set of hundreds of millions of tableware to start the meal.
I like to eat Chinese food, so on the table are all very common Chinese food; Buddha jumping over the wall, a hundred birds chaofeng, golden sweet potato balls, pearl and white jade soup1… although it’s not very palatable, I eat it often. Even if I’m hungry right now, I can’t get interested in eating it, it’s the same as completing a task for me.
“Mmmm…. delicious, delicious, delicious!” Su Qianqian acted as if she was eating some kind of great delicacy, and couldn’t stop. She kept stuffing food into her mouth, her cheeks bulging, resembling a small hamster.
I was puzzled and took a piece of the dish she had taken, put it in my mouth, and chewed it carefully. Well… the taste is still ordinary, not at all as delicious as she said.
Look at her eating so well, my heart is not balanced. It is just a table of food, why are you eating it so good?
“Su Qianqian, I want to eat from your bowl!” I proudly demanded, “I want to switch with you!”
“Ah? Why?” Su Qianqian held her bowl with a reluctant face, “Why should I switch?”
“I think the one in your bowl is more delicious.” I stared firmly at her bowl, if my eyes could kill the bowl, her bowl had already died a thousand times.
“Isn’t this the same dish?”
The more Su Qianqian refused, the more I suspected that her bowl was tastier than mine!
“Then since it’s the same, what’s the harm in switching?” I narrowed my eyes and stared at her, believing that under my sharp eyes, all lies would have nothing to hide!
“But… but my bowl already has my spit in it!”
Mm? Mmmm! This, thinking about it is…. quite disgusting.
“And your bowl also has your spit in it!”
This is intolerable. I can dislike you, but how can you dislike me? How can you say no to me before I say no to you first? This is simply unreasonable, this should not be the case!
You don’t want to, but I’m going to force it!
“Switch!” I pushed the bowl, “I won’t eat if you don’t switch! I’ll starve to death, humph╭(╯^╰)╮”
“You– crazy, just change it.”
I was able to get the bowl with the delicious food, even though I remember there was Su Qianqian’s saliva, I was quite disgusted, but I asked to change it myself, so I couldn’t complain much about it.
Once again I picked up the food placed in the bowl and tasted it carefully, um… it still tastes the same! Nothing has changed at all!
I threw the chopsticks, depressed looking at Su Qianqian eating so flagrantly. After thinking about it, I kind of understood why.
“I want to switch back!”
“Pfft!” Su Qianqian almost choked and I quickly helped her pour a cup of ’82 Wangzhi to calm her down.
“Su Xingyu, do you want to eat or not? There so many delicious dishes, and you still can’t stop your mouth?”
“I don’t want to do this either.” I pouted aggressively, “Just a little hurt, I really want to eat the best food.”
Sure enough, when it comes to me being hurt, Su Qianqian’s heart softened, “Then there are so many dishes, all of them are the best, eat it!”
“No.” I shook my head and said, “I think the one in your bowl is the best.”
“Then my bowl is for you?”
“Yes, your bowl is for me. But if you give it to me, then it’s mine. What’s delicious is in your bowl, and when it becomes my bowl, it becomes unpalatable again.”
“Then what do you want to do?”
“I want to eat from your bowl.”
“Here… you go…”
“But….” I retrieved the bowl and snapped, “But now that you’ve given it to me, it’s back to being my bowl, not yours, and it’s not the best ╮(╯▽╰)╭”
“… …” I could see that Su Qianqian was also devastated, but I was just stating the facts.
I reached the conclusion, “So the most delicious is always in your hands…”
“You’re being unreasonable!”
“Where am I being unreasonable? I can’t eat the best, I’m very sad, okay? No… I feel that the wound hurts even more…”
“Okay, okay, both bowls for you OK?”
“No, it’s mine if you give it to me, it’s not yours or the most delicious…”
In the end the meal was not very pleasant, because I could never eat the most delicious and Su Qianqian also did not eat much.
After the meal, the plane slowly landed, I refused the help of others and stubbornly insisted on getting off the plane by myself.
I put on my sunglasses. The wide sunglasses covered a large part of my face, making my face look even smaller. And although they covered my face, they couldn’t hide my remarkable aura that came with rose petals. I was like a sun that emitted light at all times, attracting the attention of countless people.
“Welcome home, Master!” Outside the plane stood neatly full of people, all of them looked at me with adoring, loving eyes, and I hastily pulled Su Qianqian into the twenty-billion-dollar sports car arranged in advance by the Grand Steward.
I leaned back in my seat and breathed a sigh of relief.
Su Qianqian seemed to be shocked by the scene just now, and did not speak for a while.
She looked out of the sports car window before she stammered and asked me, “Su Xingyu…your home…is your family particularly rich?”
Ah? Particularly rich?
“No!” I denied with great affirmation. My home is not particularly rich, my home is the richest!
“Oh~ that’s good, so it’s not your home.” I don’t know what she was celebrating about, but she finally came back to normal and started complaining to me.
“In the car you still wear sunglasses, what are you pretending to be?”
My pretty face turned black and questioned, “I’m so beautiful, is it wrong for me to act handsome?”
The author has something to say:
Su Xingyu: Why is it that what’s in other people’s bowls is always the best! I am so beautiful, why can not eat the most delicious food! Even the heavens are jealous of my beauty ╮(╯▽╰)╭
1 Buddha jumping over the wall https://www.wokandkin.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/Buddha-Jumps-Over-the-Wall-Close-Up-saved-for-web.png
A hundred birds chaofeng https://meishi.aimishh.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/23/2018/07/384354c5af7d6ca57217f8bc4edf91ff.jpg
Golden sweet potato balls https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ntp3dgVyBhs/maxresdefault.jpg
Pearl and white jade soup https://ali.xinshipu.cn/20110428/original/1303962870525.jpg
Translator: Sorry guys! I’ve been slacking really badly. I’ll try to fix that. On the other hand, hope you guys enjoyed the holidays!!!
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